Leaving on a Jet Plane

This is our luggage room

Better Angles

Not one but 2 shots of this dinning room

Monkey Business

Feel free to swing by this listing

Guest Room

We promise to remove the plastic for your stay

Nothing like cooridinating

At least the cable works

Don't look down

Oh look!

How exotic , stone trim on the exterior of the home.

Different Angles

Don't worry we have two different angles of this kitchen so you can fully appreciate it.

Please don't Rotate for us

The wee little fireplace

Isn't it just sooo cute

The Leg!

Best one yet!!

Focus

If you close your left eye you can see a kitchen in this picture

How many issues does this picture have?

1. Woman in the mirror
2.How many sinks does one bathroom need?
3. Pretty sure that's a banana soap on a rope

Thanks to Dian for sending me this pic

Brand new Washer and Dryer

Notice the front load washing machine

Lonely little table

Optical illusion

View from the top

Enjoy your morning coffee on this balcony

Hmmmm

I want to see this house just to peak under the covers. Wonder what it could be.

Wine rack

Special note on listing  "Wine rack not included with sale " shame

Le sigh...

No need to remove the clothes and clutter off the table.

Moving Day

No better time to take pictures when there is moving boxes and garbage everywhere. Oh wait there is!

Minimalist

Ahh yes well placed furniture and great lighting

Man in the Mirror

Looking for help with a comment on this one? would love to hear what you think!

Breakfast Nook

Great place for beer drinking and nail painting.

Carpeted stripper pole

Only good times to be had in this room. Rug burn guaranteed

Creepy webcam photo

Don't worry we're not watching you as you walk through our house

The wall!

Nothing says buy me like a cinder block wall

The home office

Feel inspired in this home office!

Yes staging works!

Staging the room can really help the buyer focus. Well done!

Lets see how much furniture we can fit

No you don't have too much furniture in the room. It makes it look cozy and the buyers can really picture living here.

Excess Flooring

Will include extra linoleum if you come view our home

Merry Christmas

The man in the Mirror

Must be certain to get the best angle of the electrical panel.

The best part of my job

The best part of my job by far is seeing the look in my buyers eyes when they have found the home they want to purchase. Sometimes that look comes early in the search sometimes it comes after viewing 60 homes (yes I said 60 ) but almost inevitably there is a look.
This look consists of (and in no particular order)
-A sense of comfort with the home.
-Looking deeper into the home and getting lost in furniture placement thoughts.
-Sometimes they try to disguise this look with a poker face. Must avoid eye contact with the realtor and I must start nit picking the house. "Jen look over here can you believe they didn't use galvanized nails to build this house? " This house is falling apart but I would be willing to take it off their hands, if I had too...
-The deer in the head lights look "Oh god I actually like this house, what do I do?

Once I notice these looks, with a reassuring voice I assure them that it's ok to have these feelings for a home. They are perfectly normal. It happens to everybody.

Then it's my goal to get this home for them.

Don't trip

We're so proud of our steep stairwell

Fridge

And over to your right we have the top of the fridge.

The Dorm Room

Please come view our flop house. Keggers on Fridays.

what are we trying to sell here?

Or is this an optical illusion ?

Black or white

 It doesn't matter if your black or your white your picture still needs help

Smokers only

Insert fog machine-click. Oh wait stop the fog machine where's that darn level in all this fog?

Look our plant's match our carpet! It's always handy to have carpet in unreachable places. Is that a TV sitting on the ledge? just asking?

One of my favorites

Nope we're not going to make our bed, or put our clothes away but please feel free to take a picture :)

The outcast Chair

I don't know what the chair did but I hope it makes up with the stroller soon. Oh wait strollers plural

Hello Colour!

Enough said!

Bathroom- I think.

Yup this is how the picture appeared on MLS.Wow great skylight!

For sale, really?

Found this lovely picture on MLS. I won't even comment about the lawn.

Nice Fan!

What's the first thing you notice in this picture? the hardwood floors? vaulted ceiling? maybe the large window? nope the big black fan.